Signs You Spend Too Much Time Together

Last Thursday as we made the long journey to The People's Republic to pick up our veggies from the hippies (more greens, did I mention?!?), Tabby got a bit cranky. So we did what almost always soothes her … we sang. We take her classic kid songs and improvise … so Old MacDonald has had some way funky things on his farm. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Democrats, Republicans and all manner of animals that do not belong on a farm. So I start in with …

Old MacDonald had a farm
Tabby sings the EIEIO bit
and on that farm he had a slug
Tabby again sings the EIEIO bit
with a …

and at this point, Matt and I both simultaneously start making gross slurping sounds and then laugh hilariously because even though we'd never done “slug” before, we both made the exact same slug sound.

Then this weekend, we went into the grocery store and there was a guy there giving away free Denver Posts and (I assume) selling subscriptions. He asks us if we'd like a free paper. We politely decline and continue walking to the produce section. Just as he's out of ear shot:

Matt (in his Nelson voice): Dude, your medium's dying.
Me (also in a Nelson voice): Ha-ha.
As a reference to this Simpson's episode. I was kinda ticked though, because I wanted to say the first line.

3 Replies to “Signs You Spend Too Much Time Together”

  1. snort, I am glad someone else is strange, nerdy, crazy with their kid and hubby lol… btw… what did you think of Atlantis the other night hehehe… ohhh and Eureka starts Tuesday… my geeky heart rejoices hehehe…

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