Confession time: I keep Tabby's “binky” in my cleaveage sometimes. It's convenient and clean and when we're just popping into a store real quickly and I don't want to carry her diaper bag or her bucket (carrier), that's where it goes. I figure it's probably a lot cleaner than my purse or pocket.
Anyhoo, so the other day I ran into Michaels real quick to pick up the t'shirt paint. It was one of those days where I was just running around like a chicken with my head cut off. So so so much to do and so little time. I was wearing a scoop-neck top. Nothing tight or revealing. I just don't do that. And while I was standing in line, this woman says to me, “I've never seen anyone keep a bink there!?!” Taken aback, I say, “Um yea, well it's a very convenient spot.”
But really, what the hell?!? First of all, lady, why are you looking down my shirt?!? Second of all, why are you chatting me up about what you see? Would it be appropriate to say, “I see you have a nice pair of breasts, there.” or “I rather like that polka-dotted bra you've got on.”??!?! Um. NO.
I swear. Weirdos everywhere.
Her brain editor must have been off that day. Sheesh.
*LOL* That's so weird!
Thanks for adding my journal to your links.
Ha, I love it!! I keep my cellphone in my bra when we're walking around the house. I'm usually wearing sweats and have no pockets… it's good for the boobs to have a purpose besides a feeding station.
You should've answered something like “Yeah, it's to see how many weirdos look down my blouse”. That would've shown her!
Seems like a good place for a nipple to me (I crack myself up)