… in one of those perfect sleeps who come to people who stayed up way to late watching movies and crashed into bed happily at 4 AM … when the phone rang. Matt, more awake than I, grabbed the phone and checked the caller ID on our phone. “Toll-free call,” said he and set it back in its base.
I had told “toll-free call”, AKA AT&T, to bugger off last week and they had called me all of this week and recieved no answer. So now that I was awake, my blood was beginning to boil. I grabbed the phone off its base and picked up. “Hello?”
“Hi! This is Sonia Murdoch with the long distance company, AT&T …”
“IT'S 10:34 ON A SATURDAY MORNING!” I said, rather curtly. I clicked the phone off and snuggled back up to Matt.
“What was that?” he asked. I explained. “You should have told her, 'and I was sleeping!'”
“Oh, I think that was understood,” I said.