You Won't Believe What I Just Heard!!


Overheard in New York has millions of spies listening in on New Yorker's conversations. New Yorkers submit snippets of other New Yorkers' conversations for imminent amusement.

* warning, some material may not be suitable for kids … or those lacking a sense of humorMan on cell: She's got a summer job editing Harlequin romance novels, which goes so well with … you know … her divinity degree.

Suit: Attention tourists. It is now just after 5PM, and unlike you, some of us had to work today and would like to f*ing get home. Please keep moving and do not just f*ing stop in the middle of the sidewalk. This has been a public service announcement.

Yuppie #1: Yesterday we had a strike at Dow Jones.
Yuppie #2: What was it about?
Yuppie #1: Oh, union stuff.
Yuppie #2: What did you do?
Yuppie #1: Well, we all just took a 15-minute lunch break at the same time. It was less a “strike” and more a “coordinated lunch break.”