(sung to the tune of Copa Cabana) 
the one on the left is she!
Her name is Paula. She is our Mumsy.
With pretty scarlet hair and plenty of flare to spare.
She likes to play games and shop for clothing.
And while she's having lots of fun, she's so good to everyone.
We're always in her thoughts, she loves us lots and lots.
She's our mommy and our friend.
Who could ask for more?
She is our Mumsy. Our little Mumsy.
The bestest mom north of Montgomery.
Our silly mumsy. Our silly mumsy.
Funny and feisty and just a bit spicy.
Our mumsy!
She is the best.
Our little mumsy! She is so funny!