10 times I had to tell Loki to get off the bed
9 bottles of Gatorade
8 calls of birthday wishes
7 episodes of Law and Order SVU watched
6 cough drops per hour
5 doses of Robitussin DM (the same stuff, incidentally, that we give Loki when he gets Kennel Cough)
4 applications of Vapo-Rub until I decided I was allergic to it (still not sure about this)
3 showers per day to clear my head
2 Back to the Future Trilogy movies watched
1 Most Excellent Hubby who took exceedingly good care of me
I am back at work, under protest from Matt. He thinks I should still be at home.

Well there was no celebrating going on this weekend. I got a nasty cold for my b'day. Phlegm, coughing, sore throat, you name it. So I spent most of the weekend horizontal, watching bad TV, sleeping, and listening to my mp3 player. We made it to Target and we bought a humidifier… yes, that frog one. It's a lot cuter in person, actually. I'm still not well, so I'm staying home from work today. More bad TV. Yay.
Know what that is? It's a turnip. It is apparently the vegetable that I am most closely related to. See yesterday I went to the doc's … and they had to draw blood. Blood draw is always a horror for me. I've come to be rather reconciled to the needles … if it happens once. But I have a condition known as turnipism where the poor phlebotomists are compelled to “stick” me an average of 3 times. See I have tiny veins. They also like to “roll.” I also have lots of scar tissue from eczema in the crook of my arm where you normally get blood taken that provides a nice little barrier for needles as well. So after allowing the phlebotomists to use me for a pin cushion for around 30 min yesterday, I walked out with 4 cotton balls taped to various parts of my arms and hands. It was cute. No, really.
Well that was officially the shortest weekend ever. Seriously. I feel like I just left work and I'm already back. Friday, Matt and I had date night. We went to Red Lobster because we were both wanting to have their Cheddar Bay Biscuits (you know what I'm talking 'bout). Yum. I honestly don't recall what we did with the rest of the evening. Tivo? Video games? Probably a combination. Saturday was our usual gender-divided morning where he went mountain biking and I went to Whole Foods with MamaFriend and CutestBaby to indulge in the world's best cake … it's called Berry Chantilly for anyone searching it out, BTW. We also hit Michaels and Old Navy. They are conveniently located very near one another. We took a long nap Sat afternoon cuz we were both zonked from all the heat. Then we watched a lot of Tivo (How good was Stargate?!?!) on Sat night. Sunday, we helped Matt's brother move apartments. And that, folks, was the weekend.
I had no idea until a few days ago that