Telemarketers

Tammy: Good morning is Matthew there?
Me: No. And he's never here during week days, he works. And you keep calling, sometimes 3 times a day. So can you PLEASE stop calling? Please take him off your list.
Tammy (sounding a bit taken aback): Yes, sure. We can umm take you off the list for a period of umm twelve months. Is there umm anything else I can do for you?
Me: Can you make it any longer?
Tammy: Umm yes. We will put you on our no call list. This may take 30 days to process.
Me: Can you make it shorter?
Tammy: ……