Word Play

I ran across the 2006 Dictionary of new Business Euphemisms while surfing around last night. Here's the ones I liked:

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.

SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end

SITCOM: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message “404 Not Found,” meaning that the requested document could not be located.

GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions.

Flickr Bandwagon

Well the time has come for me to jump on the Flickr bandwagon. I've had my own photo album stuff on this site for a long time (longer than the blog) but at the end of the day, creating the thumbnails and doing all that monkey-business is just too time-consuming. So I have the options of keeping control and never putting up any new pictures or give up some control and making it so that new photos actually get uploaded … frequently even. So that's the choice I'm making! The four photos on the right will now be a random sampling of all (I'd prefer they'd be the last 4, but I can't seem to swing that, so I'll deal).

So far I've added a few old sets, and I'll likely add more. But you can still see more old on the photos page (listed in the “other” section). I'll probably phase that out, but for now it stays.

Shoyu Tofu Gohan

from: Jess original

Ingredients
2 bags mini marshmallows
half a stick of butter
1 cup (approx?) peanut butter
rice cereal (rice krispies or similar) … 8 cups? I dunno
1 bag (larger) milk-chocolate chips

Directions
This is basically the recipe for rice krispie treats, but with a peanut butter chocolate cast to them. So you melt up the butter and then you add the marshmallows and melt them in like 1 min increments, stirring in between until they're all melty. Then you spoon in a bunch of peanut butter … until it looks more peanut butter colored. Then you toss in a bunch of rice krispies until it's the right consistency. I like fewer rice krispies in mine than the old recipes call for, but whatever you like. Then you smush the whole blob into a greased 9×13 pan and then you pour the chocolate chips over it in an even layer. Then you stick the whole thing in an oven (I did a couple of minutes broil this time, but next time I think I'll do 350 for a bit longer, maybe) and then the chocolate gets all melty and you can smooth it out with a spoon or knife or whatever so there's a layer on the top.

from: Cooking Light October 2003

Ingredients
4 cups cubed peeled Yukon gold potato (about 2 pounds)
1/2 cup 2% reduced-fat milk
1/4 cup low-fat sour cream
3 tablespoons butter
3 tablespoons chopped fresh chives
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

Directions
Place potato in a saucepan; cover with water. Bring to a boil; cover, reduce heat, and simmer 10 minutes or until tender. Drain. Return potato to pan. Add milk and remaining ingredients; mash with a potato masher to desired consistency.
Yield: 6 servings (serving size: 3/4 cup)

Nutritional Info (3/4 cup(
CALORIES 215(30% from fat); FAT 7.1g (sat 4.5g,mono 1.8g,poly 0.3g); PROTEIN 4.5g; CHOLESTEROL 20mg; CALCIUM 51mg; SODIUM 280mg; FIBER 2.4g; IRON 0.7mg; CARBOHYDRATE 34.5g Bruce Weinstein and Mark Scarbrough

from: Cooking Light May 2006

Ingredients
3 cups (1-inch) sliced asparagus (about 1 pound)
1 (9-ounce) package refrigerated linguine
4 bacon slices (uncooked)
1 cup chopped onion
2 teaspoons bottled minced garlic
1 teaspoon dried oregano
2 cups grape or cherry tomatoes
3/4 cup fat-free, less-sodium chicken broth
1 tablespoon butter
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1/2 cup (2 ounces) preshredded Parmesan cheese
Shaved Parmesan cheese (optional)

Directions
Cook asparagus and pasta according to pasta package directions, omitting salt and fat. Drain; set aside.
Cook bacon in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat until crisp; cool slightly. Remove bacon from the pan, reserving 2 teaspoons drippings in pan. Crumble bacon. Add onion, garlic, and oregano to drippings in the pan; sauté 4 minutes or until onion is lightly browned. Add tomatoes; cook 2 minutes. Add broth; bring to a boil. Stir in butter, salt, and pepper; remove from heat. Place asparagus mixture in a large bowl; add tomato mixture and juice, tossing well. Top with bacon and shredded cheese. Garnish with shaved Parmesan, if desired.

Nutritional Info (2 cups pasta mixture, 2 T cheese(
CALORIES 360(30% from fat); FAT 11.9g (sat 5.3g,mono 3.9g,poly 0.8g); PROTEIN 16.9g; CHOLESTEROL 23mg; CALCIUM 171mg; SODIUM 683mg; FIBER 5.6g; IRON 1.3mg; CARBOHYDRATE 46.1g

from: FillorBurst.com

Ingredients
2 Tilapia fillets
2 Portuguese rolls (or other not too hard, not too soft roll)
Blackened seasoning (Old Bay makes a nice one)
Chili powder
Cayenne pepper
Horseradish sauce
1/3 cup Light mayo
2 leaves Romaine lettuce torn

Directions
Mix mayo with cayenne pepper, chili powder and horseradish to taste. Chill. Sprinkle both sides of fillets with blackened seasoning and pan fry with a little bit of oil. Put mayo mixture on top and bottom of rolls. Place lettuce on top of roll and also bottom to keep roll from getting soggy. Place fillet between lettuce. Assemble and eat. Serve with baked or regular chips on the side.

from: Cooking Light November 2002

Ingredients
2 teaspoons olive oil
1 1/2 cups chopped Vidalia or other sweet onion
3 garlic cloves, minced
1/4 cup water
1 (10-ounce) package fresh spinach, chopped
2 cups chopped plum tomato
2 cups chopped cooked chicken breast (about 1/2 pound)
1/4 cup chopped cooked bacon (about 2 slices)
3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
4 cups hot cooked angel hair (about 8 ounces uncooked pasta)
1/4 cup (1 ounce) shredded Asiago cheese

Directions
Heat oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add onion; sauté 2 minutes. Add garlic; sauté 1 minute. Add water and spinach; cover and cook 2 minutes or until spinach wilts.
Stir in tomato, chicken, bacon, and vinegar; cook 1 minute or until thoroughly heated. Serve over pasta; sprinkle with cheese.

Nutritional Info (1 C spinach mixture, 1 C pasta, 1 T cheese(
CALORIES 350(21% from fat); FAT 8.1g (sat 2.4g,mono 2.6g,poly 0.8g); PROTEIN 26.4g; CHOLESTEROL 42mg; CALCIUM 153mg; SODIUM 433mg; FIBER 4.7g; IRON 4.4mg; CARBOHYDRATE 44.7g

from: Barefoot Contessa

Ingredients
18 tablespoons (2 1/4 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
3 cups sugar
6 extra-large eggs, at room temperature
1 cup sour cream, at room temperature
1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
3 cups all-purpose flour
1/3 cup cornstarch
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1 teaspoon baking soda

For the icing:
1 pound (4 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
1 1/2 pounds cream cheese, at room temperature
1 pound confectioners' sugar, sifted
1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract

To assemble:
2 half-pints blueberries
3 half-pints raspberries

Directions
Heat the oven to 350 degrees. Butter and flour an 18 x 12 x 1 1/2-inch sheet pan.

Cream the butter and sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment on high speed, until light and fluffy. On medium speed, add the eggs, 2 at a time, then add the sour cream and vanilla. Scrape down the sides and stir until smooth.

Sift together the flour, cornstarch, salt, and baking soda in a bowl. With the mixer on low speed, add the flour mixture to the butter mixture until just combined. Pour into the prepared pan. Smooth the top with a spatula. Bake in the center of the oven for 20 to 30 minutes, until a toothpick comes out clean. Cool to room temperature.

For the icing, combine the butter, cream cheese, sugar, and vanilla in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, mixing just until smooth.

Spread three fourths of the icing on the top of the cooled sheet cake. Outline the flag on the top of the cake with a toothpick. Fill the upper left corner with blueberries. Place 2 rows of raspberries across the top of the cake like a red stripe. Put the remaining icing in a pastry bag fitted with a star tip and pipe two rows of white stripes below the raspberries. Alternate rows of raspberries and icing until the flag is completed. Pipe stars on top of the blueberries.

from: Words to Eat By

Ingredients
2 T soft butter or margarine, plus more for topping
2 T flour
½ t salt
1/8 t pepper
½ t mustard powder (optional, this gives it a little bite)
2 cups hot milk (take it off the heat just before it boils)
1 ½ cups diced cheddar cheese
12 oz elbow macaroni, cooked al dente
½ cup fresh bread crumbs

Directions
Preheat oven to 350. Spray a 2-quart baking dish with cooking spray and set aside.

Put butter or marg, flour, salt, pepper, and hot milk into blender container. Press low button, then high for 40 seconds. After 20 seconds, gradually add cheese. Mix with macaroni, and empty all into the prepared baking dish. Sprinkle with bread crumbs and dot with additional butter or margarine. Bake for 30 minutes, until bread crumbs are nicely browned and cheese sauce is bubbling.

from: Cooking Light April 2000

Ingredients
1/2 cup fat-free Caesar dressing
1/3 cup Worcestershire sauce
2 tablespoons butter or stick margarine
1 tablespoon dried oregano
1 tablespoon paprika
1 tablespoon dried rosemary
1 tablespoon dried thyme
1 1/2 teaspoons black pepper
1 teaspoon hot pepper sauce
5 bay leaves
3 garlic cloves, minced
2 pounds large shrimp with peels on
1/3 cup dry white wine
10 (1-ounce) slices French bread baguette
10 lemon wedges

Directions
Combine the first 11 ingredients in a large nonstick skillet; bring to a boil. Add shrimp, and cook 7 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add wine, and cook 1 minute or until shrimp are done. Serve with bread and lemon wedges.

Nutritional Info (5 oz shrimp, with sauce, 2 slices bread(
CALORIES 403(20% from fat); FAT 9.1g (sat 3.8g,mono 2.4g,poly 1.7g); PROTEIN 34.4g; CHOLESTEROL 219mg; CALCIUM 211mg; SODIUM 1021mg; FIBER 2.8g; IRON 7mg; CARBOHYDRATE 41.7g

from: Cooking Light January 2005

Ingredients
Rice:
1 cup water
1/4 teaspoon salt
Dash of ground red pepper
1 (14-ounce) can light coconut milk
1 cup uncooked jasmine rice

Stir-fry:
1 teaspoon dark sesame oil, divided
1 (1-pound) flank steak, trimmed and thinly sliced across the grain
1 cup vertically sliced onion
1 cup red bell pepper strips
3 cups sliced bok choy
2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro
1 tablespoon chili garlic sauce (such as Lee Kum Kee)
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
4 lime wedges

Directions
To prepare rice, bring first 4 ingredients to a boil in a medium saucepan; stir in rice. Cover, reduce heat, and simmer 15 minutes or until liquid is absorbed. It will be soft and creamy.
To prepare stir-fry, heat 1/2 teaspoon oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add half of beef; stir-fry 4 minutes or until done. Remove from pan; cover and keep warm. Repeat procedure with remaining oil and beef.
Add onion and bell pepper to pan; stir-fry 5 minutes. Add bok choy; stir-fry 3 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Add beef, cilantro, chili garlic sauce, 1/4 teaspoon salt, and black pepper; cook 2 minutes or until thoroughly heated. Serve with rice and lime wedges.

Nutritional Info (1 1/4 cups stir-fry, about 3/4 cup rice, and 1 lime wedge(
CALORIES 416(28% from fat); FAT 13.1g (sat 7.5g,mono 3.2g,poly 0.9g); PROTEIN 28.3g; CHOLESTEROL 45mg; CALCIUM 90mg; SODIUM 561mg; FIBER 1.7g; IRON 4.7mg; CARBOHYDRATE 46.5g

from: Everyday Food July/August 2006

Ingredients
3 ears corn, husks and silk removed
1/3 cup milk
1 large egg
1 teaspoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
Coarse salt and ground pepper
1/4 cup cornmeal
1/4 cup flour
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
Sour cream (optional)

Directions
Preheat oven to 200°. Remove kernels: Cut off tip of each cob; stand in a wide shallow bowl. With a sharp knife, slice downward to remove kernels. To bowl, add milk, egg, sugar, baking powder, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon pepper; mix. Fold in cornmeal and flour.

Line a rimmed baking sheet with paper towels. In a large nonstick skillet, heat 1 tablespoon oil over medium. Working in two batches, drop batter into pan by heaping tablespoons. Fry until golden brown, about 2 minutes per side. Transfer to prepared baking sheet. Sprinkle with salt; place in oven. Repeat. Keep warm in oven up to 30 minutes. Serve with sour cream, if desired.

Nutritional Info (1/4 recipe(
222 calories; 11 grams fat; 6.8 grams protein; 26.8 grams carbohydrates; 2.4 grams fiber

from: Everyday Food July/August 2006

Ingredients
Vegetable oil, for the grates
1 1/2 pounds chicken tenders
Coarse salt and ground pepper
3/4 cup store-bought barbecue sauce (see note, below)

Directions
Heat grill to medium-high; lightly oil grates. Place chicken in a medium bowl; season with salt and pepper. Pour 1/4 cup barbecue sauce over chicken, and toss to coat. Divide remaining barbecue sauce between two bowls (1/4 cup each); use one for basting and the other for serving.

Grill chicken, turning and basting occasionally with reserved basting sauce, 8 to 10 minutes total. Remove chicken from grill; serve with reserved serving sauce.

Nutritional Info (1/4 recipe(
222 calories; 3 grams fat; 40.1 grams protein; 6 grams carbohydrates; 0.6 gram fiber

from: Just Jenn

Ingredients
2 cups short grain rice, washed and drained
1 package tofu, drained and cut into small cubes
1-1/2 cups water
3 drops sesame oil
1/8 cup soy sauce
whatever else you've got (it's up to you):
white mushrooms
shitake mushrooms
green onions
carrots

Directions
Mix all your ingredients together. Put it a rice cooker and turn it on. It's that simple. would say, DEFINITELY sprinkle some pepper, and a little furikake, or you can shred some nori (dried seaweed) on top. It really makes the taste. Yum!

Today We Sample Zee Most Delectable of Treats … Chcolate!

I am a simple creature, so a when they took a famous pastry chef, blind-folded him and had him do a taste-test of the candy bars we buy for 50 cents at the check-out stand, it amuses me. Greatly. Check it out. By the way, he likes the Caramello best. Ferrero Rocher is the big looooser.

Edited to Add: I should have thought to include my own chocolate picks. Of the choices listed, Caramello is probably my fave. Though I do like Toblerone too. Otherwise, a nice Take 5 or Butterfinger really hits that junk-food spot.

Otherwise, I'm in a cruddy mood today cuz my sleep meter is a bit on the low-end. I am also having a swollen eye (related to allergies) problem. I'm sure I look quite attractive with my left eye all swollen and red. I'm also behind on things I need to get done so tomorrow night is going to be jam-packed with chores.

Shortest. Weekend. Ever.

Another weekend shot in what seemed like the blink of an eye. As always, lots to do, and just one weekend to do it in. There were few highlights from this weekend … we mainly worked around the house (reorganizing the aforementioned black-hole pantry and some other sundry tasks). We did quite a bit of cooking and movie watching, I suppose. On Friday we watched Follow that Bird and made some wontons. I'd had the recipe in the “to be tried” queue forever, and I'm glad we finally did, because it was very good. We had my mom and Kelly over for dinner on Saturday night (Cheesy Baked Chicken, Butternut Squash Rissoto, Apple Streudel) and watched Without a Paddle.

Yesterday went by in a sort of blur. We did laundry, watched some Tivo … and … ?? Matt had to leave for the airport at 6 and pack before that, so that kind of cut the day off.

Ah well … I've bored you enough. Thanks for all the sweet comments on my kitchen.

BPOH – Kitchen!


Well the kitchen is probably our most used and most “decorated” room. We picked this house largely because of the kitchen … we loved the light wood and black granite. I suppose it's a pretty typical kitchen layout. I love the island… it's great to work on.

The one thing I don't like about our kitchen is the pantry. It's that tall cabinet on the left of the stove. It is far far too deep for a pantry and so it's very hard to keep organized and clean. One thing I love about this kitchen though, is that our washer and dryer are located there (in a closet to the right of the stove). It makes it very convenient to do laundry while we're in the kitchen or the living room. Directly above the washer and dryer, we also have cabinets and more storage above them. This is where we have our cookbook collection. Unfortunately, we seem to be running out fo space!! Continue reading “BPOH – Kitchen!”

Surprise!

We've been hearing stories about rattlesnakes all summer. Denver is a semi-arid climate (we have cacti growing naturally in some places), so you expect some of this. But usually, they're only in certain places (rocky outcrops) at certain times (near sunset). But this year, they have been everywhere at any time of day. In tall grass … in backyards … in the middle of mountain bike trails. And by the last report we'd heard, over 20 dogs had been treated for rattle snake bites (the norm is like 1). Needless to say, we haven't been keen to take Loki anywhere he might encounter a rattle snake. Rattlers are like most animals, they prefer to stay away from people and only tend to attack when provoked or surprised. And they have that unique rattle sound to let you know where they are way ahead of time.

Well Matt went on a bike ride this morning (sans Loki, thank goodness) and encountered a large Diamond Back in his path telling him in no uncertain terms to get out of the way. Of course, Matt obliged. Poor Loki will have to swear off moutnain biking for the rest of the season, I'm afraid.

A Bicycle Built for Me!

On the weekends, we like to go out to breakfast. There's a little place not too far from us where I can get eggs benedict and Matt can get a lunch item (with excellent fries). So we go there and have breakfast. After that, we usually run errands. Last time, Matt talked me into going to a bike store with him. Though I like bikes, these stops are usually a bit boring for me because I sit around and hold Loki's leash while Matt talks shop with the guys in the store about moutain and road bikes. But this time the errand paid off … they had an Electra catalog and I found the perfect accessory for my new bike. A bell!! And not just any bell … a bell that coordinates perfectly with my bike. Now I can run people off the sidewalk with my bell and my huge wicker basket full of library books. Wheeee!

Soup

The air in Yellowstone was brisk, especially in the mornings. This made my darling Matt very happy, since he loves fall. So when we returned home, we both had fall on the brain. Denver weather was most obliging … cool and rainy on Saturday … so we picked up ingredients for two of our favorite soups: broccoli cheese soup and Rachael Ray's clam chowder (incredibly easy to make). Of course certain things must come with soup… namely a starch such as crackers or crusty French bread and in our house, apples are a must as well.

Here are all our soup recipes for your perusal. What are your faves? I'd love to have some new ones to try out!! Continue reading “Soup”